(To the tune of “What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor”)
Chorus:
What shall we do with a no-brief client?
What shall we do with a no-brief client?
What shall we do with a no-brief client?
Early in the morning?
Verse 1:
Start with a list of their requirements,
Start with a list of their requirements,
Start with a list of their requirements,
To get the process rolling!
Verse 2:
Sprinkle on a little bit of what delights them,
Sprinkle on a little bit of what delights them,
Sprinkle on a little bit of what delights them,
And now we’ve got a briefing!
Verse 3:
Now it’s time to go and break the brief right open,
Now it’s time to go and break the brief right open,
Now it’s time to go and break the brief right open,
To start creative thinking!
Verse 4:
Read the brief out slowly to them,
Read the brief out slowly to them,
Read the brief out slowly to them,
And see what is emerging!
Verse 5:
Capture all their questions on a great big mind map,
Capture information on a great big mind map,
Capture inspiration on a great big mind map,
And see what thoughts are forming!
Verse 6:
Oh ay, another idea!
Oh ay, another idea!
Oh ay, another idea!
No idea is too stupid!
Verse 7:
Now it’s time to test them all against the briefing,
Now it’s time to test them all against the briefing,
Now it’s time to test them all against the briefing,
To see what needs improving!
Verse 8:
And so you’ve got a brief and some emerging concepts,
So you’ve got a brief and some emerging concepts,
So you’ve got a brief and some emerging concepts,
That the team can work with!
Final Chorus:
That’s what we do with a no-brief client,
That’s what we do with a no-brief client,
That’s what we do with a no-brief client,
Next time, call us sooner!
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🎼 Do you like songs about engineering? Here’s another one I wrote.